Hold The Celery Please #gross

Why is it the standard for all deli’s to input celery into their tuna, chicken, and turkey salads?  Who decided that this was the norm?  Did some deli-worker way back when decide this was the stock formula?  That every store across the land must wake up and pre-stuff their batches with chunks of this watery green slimy vegetable?  We here at RATEDFU.com would really like to know, because we are tired of picking booger like pieces out of our beloved tuna lunches, and calling our favorite lunch spots 6 hours a head of time to custom make the tuna without celery in them.

We can promise you, that if we ever owned a spot of our own, we would NEVER EEEEEVEERR include gross celery into our favorite salads.  Heck, the good people at Subway don’t.  For others who think celery is yucky, and know of delicious spots who don’t include it in their foods, please let us know.  Drop a comment below.  We will list them in a special section on our website for their efforts!  We want to hear from you!  If you follow us on instagram, feel free to use the hashtag, #gross, #holdtheceleryplease and #ratedfu.


Cheap Pops & Cheap Wings


I hope you’re all enjoying the recent updates to The Code.

Last Thursday, a special RatedFu founders meeting took place at Bdubs to discuss the remainder of 2017.  After dozens of parmesan garlic wings were consumed, and a successful outing by the New York Yankees, we were both in agreement that it is time to take this globally in 2018.  The Code is primed and ready to be something that everyone can use on a daily basis, whether it be via social media, amongst friends or in the comfort of their own homes.  However, we will still need your help.  Please continue to visit and share the website, Twitter, Instagram and  don’t be afraid to leave comments on the blog posts to start some good discussion!  Thank you!



Welcome to the first official blog post to Ratedfu.com! For those of you who are familiar with TeamRatedFu, we appreciate your patience and loyalty. You’re going to be seeing a lot of updates on this site from RatedFu. In the meantime, enjoy what is currently up, and check out RatedFu’s very own 521 on the “Chuck & Rod” wrestling themed podcast that airs exclusively over Facebook.com.