Hockey

Hockey

Assist - Helping a friend "score".

Delay of Game - When someone takes too long getting ready for an "at-bat", "press-conference", "mound visit", etc.

Empty Net Goal - When you score on a female who is drunk.

Lineup - Your party go-to roster.  See also "rotation".

Pidgeon - A person who isn't good enough to "score" on their own, so they hang around to pick up the leftovers of their more skilled "teammates".

Playmaker - A wingman or wingwoman.  See "assist".

Power Play Goal - A threesome which includes 2 members (M, M) of the same sex having sex with 1 member (F)  of the opposite sex.  See "shorthanded goal".

Pull The Goalie - When a female decides to go off her birth control pill.

Ride The Pine - Refers to someone who spends the entire night out against or sitting at the bar, instead of trying to approach the opposite sex.

Rent-A-Winger - A person you don't plan on being with a long time.  See "cup of coffee".

Score - To have sex.  To get laid.  See also "homerun", "touchdown" & "basket".

Shorthanded Goal - A threesome which includes 1 member (M) of the opposite sex having sex with 2 members (F, F) of the same sex.  See "power play goal".

The Trap - When a person or group of people intentionally cockblock you.

 

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