Around The Horn – Being passed around a group sexually by a group of friends.
At Bat – A date. See also “press conference”.
Back To Back – When two people have sex with the same person on the same night, but not at the same time. See also “belly-to-belly”.
Balk – The moment a potential “draft pick” gives you the eye, but you or that person fails to make any move.
Batting Helmet – A condom.
Broken In Glove – A woman who is not a virgin.
Bullpen – The moment a person gets “sandmaned” very quickly.
Bunt – A weak attempt to spit game.
Caught Stealing – When a person is caught cheating. Relates to “tampering”.
Club Option – A promise ring.
Clubhouse – Hang out spot.
Closer – Someone who comes in to solve a problem. See “hot tag”.
Corked Bat – A male who uses Viagra® or similar products during intimacy.
Crushing The Ball – Great mindblowing sex.
Disabled List – When a person is injured, sick or hurt. See also “I.R. (injured reserve)”.
Double – The second base. Any action with the chest area.
Doubleheader – Two “at bats” or “press-conferences” in one day.
Heavy Hitter – An overweight person.
Hit And Run – When you hit a “homerun” and do not call, text or email the person back.
Hit By Pitch – When all you receive at the end of the “at bat” is a handshake.
Hit For The Cycle – Touching all 4 bases on the same date.
Homerun – To get laid. To have sex.
Inside The Park Homerun – A quickie.
Lockerroom – The bathroom.
Mound Visit – A personal meeting among friends. See “teammates”.
Pitch Count – The maximum number of drinks a person can consume, before they are drunk. See also “Brie Mode”.
Plate Appearance – A date. See “at-bat”.
Reliever – A person with a low “pitch count”.
Rotation – Your current top 5 “draft picks”.
Single – The first base. To kiss or makeout.
Slump – When you are in a drought.
Slumpbuster – When you are in a slump, and you find a person to break you out of it. Usually, a “hit and run” is performed with a “heavy hitter”.
Staff Ace – Your #1 “Draft Pick” in the “rotation”.
Stolen Base – When you surprise your “draft pick” and gain an extra base.
Strikeout – Getting rejected.
Switch Hitter – A person who is bi-sexual.
Triple – To reach third base. Sex that is not intercourse.
Walk – When all you receive is a hug during an “at-bat”.
Walkoff – Receiving a “homerun” on the 1st night.
Wild Pitch – Stumbling or falling down while drunk.