Why is it the standard for all deli’s to input celery into their tuna, chicken, and turkey salads? Who decided that this was the norm? Did some deli-worker way back when decide this was the stock formula? That every store across the land must wake up and pre-stuff their batches with chunks of this watery green slimy vegetable? We here at RATEDFU.com would really like to know, because we are tired of picking booger like pieces out of our beloved tuna lunches, and calling our favorite lunch spots 6 hours a head of time to custom make the tuna without celery in them.
We can promise you, that if we ever owned a spot of our own, we would NEVER EEEEEVEERR include gross celery into our favorite salads. Heck, the good people at Subway don’t. For others who think celery is yucky, and know of delicious spots who don’t include it in their foods, please let us know. Drop a comment below. We will list them in a special section on our website for their efforts! We want to hear from you! If you follow us on instagram, feel free to use the hashtag, #gross, #holdtheceleryplease and #ratedfu.
Code Words For Sex
In all honesty, people often have a difficult time when it comes to talking about sex. Especially, during those moments when family, co-workers or close friends are around. So, it makes perfect sense that people resort to using their own made up discreet and hilarious code words for sex. Below are examples of how our favorite sports related code words from “The Code” are used to refer to the big S-E-X. These instances, can serve multiple purposes in regards to hinting at sex. Whether it is letting your partner know that you are ready to go, or being sly among a group of buddies. These field-tested code terms, will get you through any situation.
Around The Horn – Being passed around a group of friends, sexually.
Assist – Helping a friend “score”.
Basket – To have sex.
Bowl A Turkey – To have sex three times on the same night and/or three nights in a row.
Bowling – To have sex.
Batting Helmet – A condom.
Belly-to-Belly – When two people have sex with the same person on the same night, but not at the same time. See “Back To Back”.
Big Red Machine – Another way to reference a woman’s period.
Cash-In – Special Occasion Sex.
Corked Bat – A male who chooses to use Viagra® or similar products during intimacy.
Crushing The Ball – Great Mindblowing Sex. See “Barn Burner”.
Goal – To have sex.
Hit For The Cycle – Touching all 4 bases on the same date.
Homerun – To have sex.
Home Field Advantage – Sex at your own house.
Score – To have sex.
Touchdown – Another code for getting laid.
Walkoff – Receiving sex on the first night.
Being that major league baseball’s postseason is rapidly approaching us, we here at RatedFu.com, have decided to list our Top 5 baseball codes. Because we love all of our code terms equally, narrowing it down to an elite group of five was a very challenging experience for us, but we fear nothing and regret less. I hope you all enjoy this list and will use it at some point in time and incorporate these codes in your daily life.
The Top 5 Baseball Codes
1. Homerun – To get laid. To have sex
2. Walkoff – Receiving a “homerun” on the 1st night.
3. Around The Horn – Being passed around a group sexually by a group of friends
4. Staff Ace – Your #1 “Draft Pick” in the “rotation”.
5. Pitch Count – The number of drinks it usually takes to get a person drunk.
Find more baseball code terms brought to you by RatedFu here.
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Last Thursday, a special RatedFu founders meeting took place at Bdubs to discuss the remainder of 2017. After dozens of parmesan garlic wings were consumed, and a successful outing by the New York Yankees, we were both in agreement that it is time to take this globally in 2018. The Code is primed and ready to be something that everyone can use on a daily basis, whether it be via social media, amongst friends or in the comfort of their own homes. However, we will still need your help. Please continue to visit and share the website, Twitter, Instagram and don’t be afraid to leave comments on the blog posts to start some good discussion! Thank you!
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